Good Didsbury MP, Richard King, has been hidden away by the wicked Witch Hazel and replaced by his horrible sister. Boo and hiss!

The evil Mancunian MP, Jo King, hates all things green and tree-shaped. Aided by the Sheriff of Altrincham and his terminally stupid half-brother Kevin, a new motorway is planned for a gorgeous green space in Didsbury. 

Can Robin Hood and Team Merry protect the trees and stop this road development? Shall Marianne find her true love? Does Rob have what it takes to win Didsbury's Darts Championship? More importantly, will they get it done before last orders? 

Presenting a medley of heroes, villains, dandy highwaymen, and a giant spider...